Hi. My name is above. You can just call me
Hiccup.
There's a legend here that states that giving your kids ugly names deter the bad spirits. What the adults don't realize is how stupid the kid that got the name feels.
I live in
Berk, which is twelve days north of Hopeless and a few degrees south of Freezing To Death.
The chieftain of the tribe on Berk is
Stoick the Vast, also known as my father.
Yeah, that's me. Don't laugh.
I swear, I'm a lot older than I look. I'm
16, and honestly the worst excuse for a Viking on the planet.
But what can I say?
That's just me, it's who I am.